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glasses? La-t-dah!

I went to a glasses store in the financial district of downtown Boston today.  It went like:

Glam beyond WOAH!  I actually needed to be buzzed in the front door, like a gem store or some shit.  And dudes were all up like "WTF? Dirtball?"  And I was all like, "dig the rimz on m'face right now! IC Berlin's mh'fucka.  I know what I roll, so do you.  So DIG!"
And dude 1 was all up in his card stack, "My name is Upper Class, what's yours, how can II help you?" That is, once he realized what the FUCK was UP!
I says, "Names S. Mai Dee, what the fuck you think my name is bitch?  IT'S BOB MO-FUCKIN-BEAHEN!"
And dude 2 was sayin, "what, who? no way!"
I nodded, "(duh!)"
So, chumps know I got the fundz to buy me some frames to play for keeps, and I'll be back to claim!  Dig once I gets the Dutch to hold the glass, for fact!

czech, what.

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beforethestreet
Jan. 10th, 2009 04:06 am (UTC)
you're too much.

hilarious.
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